never one to pass up a good pun

I have quite a strong disapproval for the word "lol" but I have recently developed a new-found love for puns involving said offensive word. 
Here is a list of my favourites that I hope no one finds offensive: 

• Great lol of China
• Rohyplol
• Lord Loldemort
• lolocaust
• spaghetti lolognese
• alcololism
• cerebral lolsy
• Guys and Lolls

Are they, or are they not, brilliant?
That's lol folks!